My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
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You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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