Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
Randomize
