honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
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He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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