Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
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It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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