physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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