Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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