If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
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Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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