You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed