brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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