Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Pappa wants mamma naked
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
The dick lei will go down in squad history