i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
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I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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