Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
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I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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