She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
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let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
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I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
All the doctor said was why
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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