I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
is wine microwaveable?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize