Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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