She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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