is your mom at the bar?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize