Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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