we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
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