Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
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This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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