My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
im on a boat
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