turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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