I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
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at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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