I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home