Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills