their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
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You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
did i walk over a car last night?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'