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Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...

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Is this the gay conversation?

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(954): Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me... (1-954): Is this the gay conversation? http://tfl.nu/4777

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(516): View more from New York

Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.

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(516): Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits. http://tfl.nu/o0ux

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(216): View more from Ohio

my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?

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i'd get off the bar first.

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(216): my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing? (1-216): i'd get off the bar first. http://tfl.nu/xsi2

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(925): View more from California

no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.

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(925): no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes. http://tfl.nu/3pwk

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.

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(401): okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly. http://tfl.nu/8lsw

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(301): View more from Maryland

Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.

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(301): Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort. http://tfl.nu/ivbh

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(661): View more from California

new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.

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(661): new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what. http://tfl.nu/4g32

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(860): View more from Connecticut

we've started having sober sex

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you really do like him

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(860): we've started having sober sex (203): you really do like him http://tfl.nu/ocmd

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(650): View more from California

at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running

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(650): at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running http://tfl.nu/xnze

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The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.

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(213): The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out. http://tfl.nu/jmae

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I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.

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(765): I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in. http://tfl.nu/2iri

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I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo

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(207): I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo http://tfl.nu/r3az

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(281): View more from Texas

Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.

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(281): Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me. http://tfl.nu/lutc

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(949): View more from California

I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice

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(949): I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice http://tfl.nu/cwbs

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(+61): View more from Australia

So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?

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(+61): So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma? http://tfl.nu/bhgl

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