From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
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i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
My penis needs a shock collar
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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