i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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