I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever