I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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