We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
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I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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