Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
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It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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