in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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