can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
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It was like giving head to a cactus.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
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She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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