I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
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She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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