i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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