He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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