Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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