Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
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I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
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