Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
