He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Randomize
