i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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