with your own penis?
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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