Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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