So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list