How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool