pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
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I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
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Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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