Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
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Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
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And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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