is wine microwaveable?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
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Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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