her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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