so explain again why im purple
no
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
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All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
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he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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