The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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