Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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