I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...