You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
My bed smells like the plague