I wannas sexs uuuuu
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.