So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
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Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.