I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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